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The Romancing Star III

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It's an heirloom, pay up if you scratch it.

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Nonsense, I remember that suitcase.

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You discovered it abandoned by someone...

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At the airport,

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and you brought it home.

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It stinks like an old fish now.

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Uncle kin, I was only joking.

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Joking?

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You have nothing to gain if you fire me.

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Business is bad after the June
the 4th crackdown.

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Don't laugh. Traffic light.

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They've all emigrated.

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If I leave you too,
you're going to be bored.

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I'm even more bored having to
pay you each month.

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Why don't you give me any face then?

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Stop it.

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Sorry.

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Your crab.

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- It's yours.
- Sorry.

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Am I interrupting?

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Oh, no. What can I do for you?

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There's a Jim kee garage
at 2 pok ching street.

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You know where?

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Miss, here it is, 2 pok ching street.

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Oh yes.

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I'm the president and
general manager of this garage,

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and concurrently chief mechanic.
I'm Dr. lau ting kin.

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I'm his boss.

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Don't listen to him, he's out of his mind.

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I'm you client,

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ain't I your boss?

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- Have you got a car?
- Sure!

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Please make it run.

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It's so humble here, let's
go for tea, come on.

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Ching, man, tack.

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Auntie man.

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Man, you're so early.

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Brother-in-law.

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This four eyes looks familiar.

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- Auntie man.
- Brother-in-law.

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Auntie man have you seen my new shop?

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No.

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Look, it's here.

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Well, I remember now.

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Aren't you lau ting kin's god brother?

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You're bloody bluffer Jim.

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You haven't changed after all these years.

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Poor fellow, now you're sunk to a repairer.

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What, what do you then?

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I'm the boss of the garage next to you.

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Why aren't you repairing a car then?

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I have three daughters who can help me.

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Uncle.

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They're all so beautiful.

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They can't be yours.

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My wife is dead, don't
use her name in vain.

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Oh, ting ting was my flame...

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But she died after marrying you.

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She was always in love with me.

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You entangled her and she died as a result.

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Outrageous. First you took away my love,

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and made me a life long bachelor,

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and now you're my competitor
in the garage business.

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Sure, I'll make you go broke.

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We'll see which of us will go broke first.

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Let me help you compete against him.

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I don't need your help.

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I'll bring in a few wolves to
ruin your daughters.

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The romancing star III

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lo kar ling, lo kar ling.

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Hey, lo kar ling.

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What's the matter? Boss.

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I'll give you the lead role.

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Don't ruin my show!

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Or I'll fire you.

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Boss,

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I'm nervous, I've forgotten my lines.

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Let me read the script again.

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Crazy. It's too late now.

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Go and ad-lib.

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Are you alright?

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Yes. Oh, no.

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You're in trouble, you hit me hard.

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If I get nasty.

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Your pants are finished.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Don't repent now, at worst
I'll let you hug me.

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You be the godmother I'll be the baby.

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You're crazy, you're
crazy, you've got aids.

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You're head's bigger than Kenny b,
but your mind's like a baby's.

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You've made me lose face.

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I'll shoot you till you're finished.

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- Boss, I...
- Well, don't expect to go on anymore.

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Oh no, I've been fired.

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Darling, darling.

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Bad, my husband's returning.

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No? Darling.

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Get dressed quickly.

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Oh, darling.

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Just now I saw a set of
excellent furniture.

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Darling, this bed is not bad.

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No.

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I'm just slept on it, mr.Chu.

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Oh, yes.

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Hey, this double bed matches in color
and suits you best.

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Damn fatty, you're seducing my wife.

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What... what did you say?
Have you got any proof?

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Proof? You're the 2nd
man after Superman who

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wears the underpants inside out.

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The tribunal for crasing the membership of
the triad society.

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Don't stare. Have you never been chopped?
Damn your whole family.

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Fill in the form now.

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Nonsense.

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I'm here to have my
criminal records removed.

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Now do it for me or I'll
chop all your family.

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Okay, okay.

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Don't state or I'll chop you dead.

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"Please open"

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please put your beautiful face in.

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Angel, you're an angel in my eyes.

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Guess who I am?

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Stallune?

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No.

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Jackie?

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No.

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I'm your faithful servant, weakling chen.

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May I kiss you?

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Excuse me.

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Don't!

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I beat you

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help!

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Sit down. Have some tea.

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Hello, guys.

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Have some tea...

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How have you been getting on?

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So-so.

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Frankly, I'm now out of a job.

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Me too.

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Who'll pay for this meal then?

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Cousin, the elder should pay.

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This should be your treat.

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Have you no sympathy.

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I've already decided to go straight.

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I can't chop or frame anyone anymore.

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I can't charge high interest either.

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I've no more means of making a living.

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Please, for heaven's sake,

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pay for this.

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You may drive me to desperation,

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if you insist I pay for this.

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Keep cool, keep cool.

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I've offended big sister, anymore.

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I have no standing in
the cantonese opera world anymore.

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Cousina, with a good voice like mine,

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what other acting can I do?

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Mime.

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Cousin, of us four

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you look the richest.

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No way.

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I look like chin han but I have
no lover like liu ching hsia.

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I look like Erin tung shung.

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But I have no lover like cheung man yuk.

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I look like lau tack wah, but...

166
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Who is it? Who is it?

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And why doesn't Madonna like me?

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All bloody nonsense.

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I've been muttering nothing but nonsense.

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Well, let's not argue anymore. Yo.

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You be the host in respect of
the three elders, okay?

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Why?

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Because your name is frailty
and you can't complain.

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Oh, on the crossroads.

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I don't know which way to go.

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If I were a girl, I'd become a taxi dancer.

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With looks like yours you'd be done for.

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Damn you.

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Oh, look, over there.

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What is it?

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What does it say?

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Jesus saves. Uncle kin saves Hong Kong.

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Have your car fixed by kin,
you need fear no tanks.

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He helps you emigrate and be free.

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So many benefits. You could buy
a house if you worked here.

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Of course.

187
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Aren't you uncle kin?

188
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Well, if you hadn't told me,

189
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I would have known you
were looking for work.

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Although I've had 2000 applicants,

191
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for only 4 vacancies.

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I'll give you young men a chance,

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by giving you an interview. Come in.

194
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Hey, you promised to help me emigrate.

195
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You'd have to choose countries other than
the Soviet union and China, first.

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Even if it's the last one I'll follow.

197
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Can you afford an
investment of us$1 million?

198
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What about half a million?

199
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What about $200,000?

200
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Are you a university graduate
and have you special skills?

201
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Forget it then.

202
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,073
You can only emigrate to two places,

203
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the north pole,

204
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or aricutta in Africa.

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The hottest temperatures in summer

206
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is 110 below at north pole zero.

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Aricutta.

208
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It's like spring the four seasons,

209
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the girls are all beautiful like flowers,

210
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fruits are abundant everywhere
and you don't have to work.

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I want to go to aricutta.

212
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But the aids rate is 90%.

213
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That means 9 aids sufferers
out of 10 people.

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Well you'd better go then.

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But don't worry,

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if you sign this contract with us,

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you'll not only get benefits,

218
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but assurances of

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immigration to a paradise.

220
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- What do you say?
- Let's accept it for the time being.

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You young men have no legal common sense.

222
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You signed it,

223
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without asking about the working hours

224
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and the terms.

225
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Luckily you came upon me.

226
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Listen, you work 18 hours per day,

227
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17 hours on Sundays,

228
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and get 11 months pay each year.

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00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:31,079
Your pay on the month of my birthday
is deducted for my gift.

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00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,870
Your monthly wages are $1300 each.

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$700 is deducted for one day's leave
and $500 for late arrival.

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Your first six months pay
will be deducted as security.

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Besides fixing cars,

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you're got to do household work for me,

235
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like cooking and doing the laundry.
Understand?

236
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:47,197
Before you worked with horses,
now you're a menial worker.

237
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You're well served.

238
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Beautiful, four beautiful girls.

239
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,786
Beautiful, but are they meant for us?

240
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,330
I don't mind coming up

241
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to hang clothes everyday now.

242
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:09,242
Young ladies our grettings to you

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louder.

244
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:21,330
Can you do it? Let me help you.

245
00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:24,864
Hey beautiful, want to go to
cheung kwok wing's concert?

246
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:28,117
I've got tickets, it's free.

247
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,282
Why no response?

248
00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:30,998
Could they be fans of Alan tam?

249
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What a stinking month.

250
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Hey, they could be acting?

251
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,124
No, no. Go and test them out.

252
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I first

253
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I am willing to follow you.

254
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,991
Only three ropes left,
I'll be counted out for sure.

255
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,449
Someone is going to shoot themselves over.

256
00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:02,033
I'll do you a favor and let you go.

257
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Okay, you go.

258
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,368
How touching

259
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you really are nice cousin.

260
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,115
Go on bitch.

261
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,536
I'll count up to three and fly over.

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1, 2,

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2 and a half,

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3, go

265
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:37,950
Hey, dried pork why aren't we moving?

266
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What are you up to?

267
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:40,702
It's stuck.

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00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,828
Come on, pull me up now.

269
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,915
Oh no, all three ropes are stuck.

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00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,123
Let me get someone to help you.

271
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:47,955
Hurry up.

272
00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:50,290
I will.

273
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,991
Damn, he's still not back.

274
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,661
I'll mince him.

275
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,040
Oh, on the rope's going to...

276
00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:03,828
Shut your stinking mouth.

277
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,322
- Help!
- Help!

278
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,745
- Taking a bath?
- Sex fiends, sex fiends.

279
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,036
Sex fiends.

280
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,866
One more sex maniac.

281
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,790
One more ugly sex maniac.

282
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,783
What? I'm a member of
the flying tiger squad.

283
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,331
Flying tiger squad?

284
00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:52,578
He asked for it.

285
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:56,199
He really is coming up. Let's stand by.

286
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,199
Okay, wait till he gets close,

287
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,453
1, 2, 3...

288
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:17,369
Oh my god! Look at that!

289
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,618
Help!

290
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,866
Oh, it's you! How dare you?

291
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:26,875
I didn't want to.

292
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:29,573
You bastard.

293
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,285
You play a young man, a bad man.

294
00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:35,657
It's so exciting.

295
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,869
You're treating us to tea?

296
00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:42,789
Are there burglars in here?

297
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,867
You would scare them off.

298
00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:49,748
Oh, it hurts.

299
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:52,162
Boss, headquarters wants you back.

300
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,703
Hurry up.

301
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:55,123
Get me in first.

302
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,786
You don't have to.

303
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:11,078
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

304
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:16,578
Today is the official opening of
Jim kee garage.

305
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,040
We offer 31% off all services.

306
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,914
Mr. kwan is here.

307
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,073
It's that bore again.

308
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,208
Let's get going.

309
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,619
Uncle Jim have you got a new employee?

310
00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:36,158
My sister-in-low man.

311
00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:39,364
Mr. kwan, ching, tack, mun.

312
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,448
Come here, let me introduce
you to Mr. kwan.

313
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,374
My three daughters Mr. kwan.

314
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:50,375
Hi.

315
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:54,955
Hello, don't come round when you have time.

316
00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:01,499
Sorry, my two sisters are cranky,

317
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,865
please don't blame them.

318
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,991
I won't, anyway you're different.

319
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,240
Not any different.

320
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,619
Damn, he's taken away my customers.

321
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,698
Hello... come here.

322
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,073
Go and tout for customers.

323
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,162
Hi father, want to have your car fixed?

324
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:24,823
Yes, but...

325
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:27,074
Don't hesitate, we can fix anything.

326
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:27,822
I tell you,

327
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,073
don't ever patronize them,

328
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,198
their service is lousy.

329
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:32,324
And they don't believe in gods.
Patromize us.

330
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,540
You get free barbecue
port buns from us too.

331
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:37,829
Mine's a bicycle.

332
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,573
We can fix it all the same.

333
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,240
Hey, come here.

334
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,828
Hey, lau ting kin.

335
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,040
You've gone too far.

336
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:50,532
Is this any of your business?

337
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:53,033
God has sent a priest to patronize us.

338
00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:54,498
Complain to god if you'd prefer.

339
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,582
- You talk too much.
- He's my customer.

340
00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:59,369
I'm a Christian, I pray every day.

341
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,411
- You should pafronize a Christian.
- Father patronize me

342
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,032
and you'll get free barbecue port buns.

343
00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:06,830
Don't argue with each other.

344
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,823
You have a wheel, you have a wheel too.

345
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,915
- No.
- No. They are both mine.

346
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:12,375
Is mine.

347
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:21,623
You've damaged my wheels,

348
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,456
I can't use it anymore.

349
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:24,497
- It's alright.
- Alright?

350
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,706
Yes, get him.

351
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,573
Aren't you members of the
flying tigers squad?

352
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,698
Flying tiger squad?

353
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,995
Well, can't I do that?

354
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,117
Bite my head, it's hard.

355
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,741
Bite my chest, it has bones.

356
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,915
Bite my potbelly, it's tough.

357
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:42,577
Bite me.

358
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:44,993
I don't want to say that.

359
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,206
Don't bite that.

360
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,744
You're damned.

361
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,456
I have no more wheels.

362
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:50,458
What happened?

363
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,489
Lau ting-kin

364
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,162
and those four bastards came to
snatch my business.

365
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,741
Don't waste your time on
these ignorant people.

366
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:05,163
This is the property of
my property company.

367
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,290
Tomorrow I'll announce a
rent rise of 30 times.

368
00:21:08,292 --> 00:21:10,578
What, did I offend your mother?

369
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:15,406
There's no point in getting excited.

370
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:20,572
Hey, what's up?

371
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,914
Don't try anything foolish.

372
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,407
Don't worry I'm here.

373
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:25,823
Watch out.

374
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:44,120
It stinks,

375
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,661
it scared all the customers off.

376
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:48,283
And my sister's in a coma too. Go now.

377
00:21:48,292 --> 00:21:51,534
- Go now.
- Go now.

378
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,448
You did it.

379
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,157
Ridiculous!

380
00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:03,748
How dare you lay hands on my boss.

381
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,618
Hey, what's the idea?

382
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,957
I'll get you too, damn you.

383
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,411
Hey, come and give me a hand.

384
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,661
We will for some money.

385
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,203
I'll give all my money to you.

386
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,203
That's different.

387
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,535
If you hadn't had got away,
I would have castrated you.

388
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:27,289
Hey, pay up.

389
00:22:27,292 --> 00:22:29,658
Don't worry, I'll keep my promise.

390
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:35,787
What? 80 cents?

391
00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:37,828
I only keep up to $10 in my pocket.

392
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,994
I'd rather borrow then lend to others.

393
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,955
Are you alright daddy?

394
00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:43,788
How are you brother-in-law?

395
00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:45,532
Lau ting kin took me unawares.

396
00:22:45,542 --> 00:22:48,079
How dare they beat my daddy.

397
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,664
Get a spanner to hit them.

398
00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:52,124
Don't use a spanner to fight.

399
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,332
Don't be nice to those kind of people.

400
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,325
Men can't be killed with spanners.

401
00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:00,749
- Use a softball bat.
- Okay.

402
00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:08,243
How can this be?

403
00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:14,290
- It hurts.
- It hurts, I won't do it again.

404
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,658
I promise I won't resist anymore.

405
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:17,747
Don't hit me, please.

406
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:20,662
At worse I'll let you do anything you like.

407
00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,866
So, daddy has beaten them up.

408
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,833
If they die daddy might get jailed.

409
00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:30,330
Man, get plasters to dress their wounds.

410
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:31,618
Go and see to them

411
00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:33,282
are you alright?

412
00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:36,124
You howl like a dog. Come on.

413
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,406
What are you doing?

414
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,827
You're not as badly hurt as I am.

415
00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,824
I'm badly hurt, pity me.

416
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:46,245
Wait four the ambulance then.

417
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,330
Okay.

418
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,289
You don't care about how I suffer.

419
00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:00,282
So poor.

420
00:24:00,292 --> 00:24:02,328
I'll get some plasters for him in a minute.

421
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,868
In fact I'm suffering even more internally.

422
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:10,947
- Is that so?
- A mental illness requires mental treatment.

423
00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:14,456
You mean that

424
00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:17,245
if we go out with you for a meal

425
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:19,161
and a movie you'll recover.

426
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,453
Right, right, right.

427
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:24,616
It's too expensive.

428
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,166
Buy back stalls, $30 is too much for loge.

429
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,116
I'm lucky.

430
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:46,037
Don't laugh, if could be a trick.

431
00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:47,868
Let me go out and see.

432
00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:50,323
Man man, man man.

433
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,573
Yes?

434
00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:57,705
You look like your bigger sister ting.

435
00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:00,745
I think of her when I see you.

436
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,615
Don't.

437
00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:05,947
I wish I had...

438
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:07,619
A chance to chat to you alone

439
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,616
to show my feelings for your bigger sister.

440
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,616
You mustn't.

441
00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:15,703
My sister died years ago.

442
00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,949
Isn't it boring talking about her now?

443
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,744
Don't be loutish.

444
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,618
Wait for me in the street

445
00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:24,332
at 7:30 if you want to date me.

446
00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:30,249
Oh, I'm lucky.

447
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:38,116
My methods of seducing girls are great.

448
00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:40,787
I'm sending if to janpan to see
if any garage will buy it.

449
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,160
What's so special?

450
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:45,124
Once a girl gets in,

451
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:47,992
the seat belt, once
fastened, can't be undone.

452
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,831
It gets tigher and tigher.

453
00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,706
To avoid seducing the wrong girl,

454
00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:58,118
once turned on,

455
00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:00,790
any dentures, false
lashes, wigs, padded bras

456
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,623
are removed.

457
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,366
After the check up one push will

458
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,957
turn the seat into a bed.

459
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:14,914
And there's soft music and laser lights.

460
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:18,492
Another device is the
automatic safety system.

461
00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:20,949
It serves as a reminder to you.

462
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,620
So you can mix with any girls in the world.

463
00:26:28,292 --> 00:26:29,748
I love it.

464
00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:33,699
Such a fantastic car may cause vandalism.

465
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,990
The two sides of the bonnet...

466
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,536
Can spray red paint

467
00:26:37,542 --> 00:26:38,657
and plastic bullets.

468
00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:40,453
Anyone seratching if will get hit.

469
00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:42,073
And the rear of their car

470
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:44,495
can emit a stinking smell.

471
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:46,706
It can shoot at anyone trying to beep you,

472
00:26:47,042 --> 00:26:48,077
besides.

473
00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:50,039
There are two loudspeakers on the top

474
00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:52,078
so you can guarrel with anyone.

475
00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:54,007
They'll definifely drown
out any other sounds.

476
00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:56,198
I like that.

477
00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:58,407
Hold on...

478
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:00,453
Well, what if she smelt bad

479
00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:02,449
or exposed her defects?

480
00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:03,038
Right.

481
00:27:03,042 --> 00:27:04,782
Don't worry, pushing this button

482
00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:07,989
will catapult the person beside you
out of the car.

483
00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:11,199
Hey, why have you taken away my design?

484
00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,494
If this car should fall into
your sex in end hands

485
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,536
any innocent girl in Hong Kong
would be finished.

486
00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:19,494
Let me try.

487
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,081
I give you three days to turn one out.

488
00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,789
This car costs at least $300,000.

489
00:27:24,792 --> 00:27:27,704
Hell, $30.000, $3,000 will fix it.

490
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:28,663
$3,000?

491
00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:30,373
Sorry, no way.

492
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,661
How can we buy spare pats with only $3,000?

493
00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:35,783
There's nothing I can do.

494
00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:37,748
The trouble is your name is frailty.

495
00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:43,869
Won't you join us?

496
00:27:44,917 --> 00:27:47,323
Yes, yes.

497
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,582
Come in and take him to the roof
to do an opera.

498
00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:52,917
Buddy.

499
00:27:54,417 --> 00:27:57,409
I told you not to call me buddy.

500
00:27:57,417 --> 00:28:00,079
It's underworld slang only.

501
00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:02,290
They take the law into their own hands.

502
00:28:02,292 --> 00:28:04,248
And call me big brother.

503
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:07,572
Big brother, we'll castrate
anyone who joins us.

504
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,448
There's no point in
adopting small brothers.

505
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:12,700
You're crazy, 1997 is approaching fast.

506
00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:15,245
Without money how can we emigrate?

507
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:17,286
We're members of the
underworld, no worries.

508
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:21,868
Those old fellows are members of
the underworld as well.

509
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,366
But they destroy anyone
who goes against them.

510
00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:28,239
They'll frame anyone for any crime.

511
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:32,118
They talk black into white
and kill many innocents.

512
00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:34,207
Yet they say none have been killed.

513
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,744
Aren't they worse than us?

514
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,332
Well, take it as bargaining
over terms then.

515
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:41,665
There number is one billion.

516
00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:44,374
What have we got? To
talk with a hair, idiot?

517
00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:47,038
No, look.

518
00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:48,327
500 dollars.

519
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,116
Right, right.

520
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:55,366
Make a counter offer if you prefer.
Come in.

521
00:28:56,833 --> 00:28:58,039
Please.

522
00:28:59,542 --> 00:29:01,373
A guest.

523
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,119
Yo, let's come back later.

524
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:14,955
Okay.

525
00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:16,198
Bye-bye.

526
00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:19,949
What, are you trying to make trouble?

527
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,411
Once inside you must buy.

528
00:29:23,417 --> 00:29:24,623
Buy, buy, buy.

529
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:27,822
Leave your thumbprint
and bring $500,000 tomorrow.

530
00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:30,244
It said $500, why half a million now?

531
00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:32,244
$500 for the windscreen only,

532
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:34,411
the car costs $500,000.

533
00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:35,953
How can we have half a million?

534
00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:37,368
How much have you got?

535
00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:41,865
Only $3,000

536
00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:44,115
well, we'll take this money

537
00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:45,365
as a visiting fee.

538
00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:47,115
You don't have to buy. Go now.

539
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:49,411
Big brother why don't you bring them in?

540
00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:52,661
One weights less than 100 pounds

541
00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,623
and the other's less than 5' 2".

542
00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:58,072
Even the police station
won't take them, let alone us.

543
00:29:58,458 --> 00:30:01,040
Tell them to leave thumbprints.

544
00:30:01,042 --> 00:30:04,409
They've voluntarily paid
us this for the visit.

545
00:30:04,417 --> 00:30:06,829
Take off their clothes and throw them out.

546
00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:12,955
Go now.

547
00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:16,867
Ontrageous. What a frame up.

548
00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:19,912
Why don't you let me frame you instead?

549
00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:23,203
Those thugs are tough.

550
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:25,324
I've never seen any tough guys in my life.

551
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:29,370
Keep cool, firsts can't fight 4 hands.

552
00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:31,866
What then? Are we to call it quits?

553
00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:33,907
Now yo has more money for spare parts.

554
00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:35,828
We should get a car to fool around.

555
00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,415
My friend's got a Van.
Let's borrow from him.

556
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:39,914
What about the spare parts?

557
00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:42,579
Let's try to get them from the market.

558
00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:43,833
Where is it?

559
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:45,703
In the street.

560
00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:46,447
We to go out at midnight.

561
00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:48,494
Pick any piece you like.

562
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:57,741
The four really lazy.
They've already closing.

563
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:34,241
Bad man!

564
00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,411
Uncle kin, a bad man car.

565
00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:40,417
A bad man car?

566
00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:42,915
A bad man car plus a bad man robe.

567
00:31:42,917 --> 00:31:44,407
That's quite smart!

568
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,072
Well, I'll let you leave
15 minutes earlier tonight.

569
00:31:48,667 --> 00:31:49,747
Bad man robe.

570
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,744
Mammy, a vampire!

571
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:02,286
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!

572
00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:05,203
They say "vampire".

573
00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:19,823
Bye!

574
00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:22,203
Your car's funny, let me drive it.

575
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,118
You can't!

576
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:24,914
Let me drive it or I won't heed you.

577
00:32:24,917 --> 00:32:26,123
Okay, you win.

578
00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:41,205
Man man, I feel you're
more beautiful then your sister.

579
00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:44,742
When you first stepped into the
entrance of my garage,

580
00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:47,332
I knew you were a consolation
prize from heaven.

581
00:32:48,042 --> 00:32:50,704
Turn on the music, it's so boring.

582
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,706
Push the button, please.

583
00:33:11,042 --> 00:33:12,407
How come?

584
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,073
You may unfasten your seat belt.

585
00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:25,908
Try this, I want some music.

586
00:33:30,667 --> 00:33:32,077
- Sun ma tsai.
- Yes?

587
00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:36,240
It's so jarring!

588
00:33:36,917 --> 00:33:38,282
Switch to another station.

589
00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:44,832
Break through hour compered by rev. Dulles.

590
00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:48,739
Woe betide those who commit adultery.

591
00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:51,822
Don't, god forbid...

592
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:57,282
Woe betide those who adulterate.

593
00:33:57,292 --> 00:34:00,249
Ladies, don't be misled by so-called love,

594
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:02,332
and don't get involved
in sexual complications.

595
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:03,413
So you're a love crook!

596
00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,827
Don't listen to this nonsense.

597
00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:08,407
Come back - go away!

598
00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:16,369
Hello, don't go away!

599
00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:17,535
He's only muttering nonsense.

600
00:34:17,542 --> 00:34:18,281
Don't believe in it!

601
00:34:18,292 --> 00:34:20,157
Damn this car, let me pull it down.

602
00:34:22,042 --> 00:34:23,532
What now?

603
00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:25,286
Keep clam!

604
00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:28,657
Listen, don't move, all of you!

605
00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:30,331
Don't be threatened by them!

606
00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:39,831
We'll pull down your car.

607
00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:40,989
Don't!

608
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,036
You're lucky, I used plastic bullets.

609
00:34:43,042 --> 00:34:45,249
Had I used real bullets like they did,
you'd have died.

610
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,956
Let's attack from behind.

611
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:57,405
Oh, it's stinkier than manure.

612
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,991
Well, I already warned you extras.

613
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,082
Now get out, or I'll kill you.

614
00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,453
Let me push the button to see if it works.

615
00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:07,160
Don't

616
00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:09,624
don't do it at random!

617
00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,535
Don't!

618
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,865
Please, don't - beat him.

619
00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:23,282
Don't!

620
00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:24,743
Help!

621
00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:26,660
Help!

622
00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,243
Does it hurt badly?

623
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,865
Damn you, damn you!

624
00:35:35,917 --> 00:35:37,498
An invention? What invention?

625
00:35:39,417 --> 00:35:40,657
Oh, uncle kin.

626
00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:44,290
You really got beaten up like that?

627
00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,457
I should've introduced you
to take out and insurance.

628
00:35:47,458 --> 00:35:48,914
Then you'll be getting compensation now.

629
00:35:48,917 --> 00:35:49,917
What?

630
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:53,697
Insurance against assanlt aricing from,

631
00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:55,448
libel, sex harassment or bad looks,

632
00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:59,746
if only you can prove either one,
you'll get 25%

633
00:36:00,667 --> 00:36:01,998
I'm lucky, I can prove all of them.

634
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,614
Sometimes ago,

635
00:36:02,625 --> 00:36:04,365
chan pai-cheung was assaulted in Australia,

636
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,286
and he got a 100% compensation.

637
00:36:06,542 --> 00:36:08,226
Would I get the benefit if
it was through your medium?

638
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,206
Well, let me go out for a rest.

639
00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:12,119
Hello, uncle kin.

640
00:36:14,917 --> 00:36:16,999
I've only just opened. Buy some.

641
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,706
In return, I'll help you wso
that girl next-door.

642
00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:21,120
Hello... do help us.

643
00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,125
Okay.

644
00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:23,875
Take out an insurance.

645
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,707
Is it true you're a love bug?

646
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,244
Sure.

647
00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:30,787
As your friend, let me show you something.

648
00:36:30,792 --> 00:36:34,740
If it works, take out an insurance from me.

649
00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:37,953
We dated the 4 girls next-door for
a show tomorrow night.

650
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:39,994
Good, good, we can woo them there.

651
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,163
This is the rudiment of
13 ways to woo a girl.

652
00:36:43,542 --> 00:36:44,542
Put the chair.

653
00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:57,624
There are girls and girls.

654
00:36:59,167 --> 00:37:01,453
Many are the ways to woo them.

655
00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:03,786
You come here.

656
00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:07,035
He wants you to go over.

657
00:37:07,042 --> 00:37:08,282
Go over.

658
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:11,081
Come one, sit down.

659
00:37:11,542 --> 00:37:16,457
Brave men like me do it this way.

660
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,742
Put your hand on her shoulder.

661
00:37:20,042 --> 00:37:21,873
Then attack like an awalande.

662
00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:24,537
Paw her all over like a hurricame.

663
00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:28,412
You make it or part with $30
to get off the hook.

664
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:30,865
This suits me best.

665
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,243
What about he second way?

666
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:37,493
Sure, play small and it suits you best.

667
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:41,287
Take her to the seat
inside the cinema house.

668
00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:44,284
Take off your coat like a gentleman.

669
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,664
"Miss, it's cold here, keep covered."

670
00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:51,782
"Thank you."

671
00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:53,077
Not bad.

672
00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:55,540
Remember, don't play tough.

673
00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:59,740
Wait patiently till the show's over.

674
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:02,287
Play "cold", the
airconditioning is so cold."

675
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,240
"Oh, it's so cold."

676
00:38:04,917 --> 00:38:07,124
"It's so cold, I'm trembling."

677
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:11,038
The more you shake, the
more you get closer.

678
00:38:11,042 --> 00:38:13,124
The more you shake, the closer...

679
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:17,539
It's so cold, so cold...

680
00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:20,494
Seeing you tremlding which cold.

681
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:23,162
She won't stop you, will she?

682
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:25,749
You get closer and closer.

683
00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:27,744
Then you get warm and it words.

684
00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,332
This is called "dramatic", understand?

685
00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:35,655
What if you should come up on a tough girl.

686
00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:37,282
And you want to cool her off?

687
00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:38,998
What have you got then?

688
00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:41,123
That's a good question.

689
00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:43,992
Here's a gimmick of "touching the elbow."

690
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,662
What good is it in touching the elbow?

691
00:38:47,417 --> 00:38:48,497
Touching the elbow?

692
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:51,323
As I said, you're not
yet up to the scratch.

693
00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:53,415
The elbow is an important
strategic position.

694
00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:55,829
A girl won't resist this strongly.

695
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,449
Now, listen, you sit next to her.

696
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:02,163
And stretch out your hand slowly
to touch her elbow.

697
00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,161
Attack if the opportunity arises.

698
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,786
Touch, touch, or retreat if needs be,

699
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,331
attack openly,

700
00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:09,623
or attack secretly.

701
00:39:10,042 --> 00:39:11,373
If you won't attack,

702
00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:12,990
just touch her hand.

703
00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:16,207
Or attach by putting your hand
on her other hand.

704
00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:17,208
Thank you

705
00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:18,455
nothing you can do

706
00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,494
in fact, you're still touching her.

707
00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:23,323
Be flexible.

708
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:27,663
Right.

709
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:29,536
One thing ou must remember is,

710
00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:32,996
girls of the 90's have a strange mentality.

711
00:39:33,167 --> 00:39:34,828
They want to be wooed but,

712
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:37,161
don't want to show they
can easily be wooed.

713
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,829
So take a low-key stance.

714
00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,768
Make believe you're wooing her
when you've already won her heart.

715
00:39:42,792 --> 00:39:45,454
Make believe you've gained nothing.

716
00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:47,115
Then she'll keep her pride,

717
00:39:47,417 --> 00:39:50,614
and love you from the
down of her heart. Right?

718
00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:51,705
Yes, ok.

719
00:39:54,708 --> 00:39:57,370
Good, remember it well.

720
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:04,079
Now take out some insurance from me, ok?

721
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:06,244
Yes, but do me a favor.

722
00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:09,572
Man man, tack, ching, mun.

723
00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:12,032
Beautiful, where's bluffer Jim?

724
00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:15,828
In the toilet. What for?

725
00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,118
So much the better.

726
00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:19,954
I'm bringing you tickets
from those boys next-door.

727
00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:23,745
Don't let daddy hear it. Show me.

728
00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:27,905
Look, the back of it shows wher to wait.

729
00:40:27,917 --> 00:40:28,917
Hello.

730
00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:30,578
Why no toilet paper?

731
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:34,240
Oh, Jim.

732
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:38,533
Jim, it has been a long time.

733
00:40:38,542 --> 00:40:40,498
Hello... oh, no.

734
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:43,242
Are you after my sister-in-law
or my daughters?

735
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:46,116
I have something important to talk to you.

736
00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:47,952
Do come in.

737
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:52,366
Hey... what is the up to?

738
00:40:52,458 --> 00:40:53,789
No idea.

739
00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:55,365
Look.

740
00:40:57,292 --> 00:40:58,623
You know what a brinkman is?

741
00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:00,707
Yes, I saw him in a show.

742
00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:01,827
I'm a brinkman.

743
00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:02,492
Oh.

744
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,866
Your neighbor lau ting-kin is none,

745
00:41:04,917 --> 00:41:06,657
other than an underworld boss.

746
00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:09,039
I imagined it.

747
00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,957
I'm an undercover agent.

748
00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:15,449
Recently he's suspicions, so I've to quit.

749
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,740
He's cold-blooded.

750
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:20,582
Those 4 boys of different sizes are,

751
00:41:20,583 --> 00:41:22,369
killers.

752
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,536
They even finished off some cops.

753
00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:28,114
And they killed cops at
the vietham came too.

754
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:31,788
He's perverted. He peeped when
I was taking a bath.

755
00:41:32,167 --> 00:41:33,498
He sure is.

756
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,867
They are suspected of being involved in
the sodomy case.

757
00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:38,532
What shall I do then?

758
00:41:38,542 --> 00:41:42,410
Don't worry, if you
co-operate with the police,

759
00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:45,375
pretemed to be nice to them.

760
00:41:45,708 --> 00:41:47,414
If they date your daughters,

761
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:50,249
let hem go out with them
to awoid suspicions.

762
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:51,706
Remember, watch lam ting-kin

763
00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:53,994
call me if anything happens.

764
00:41:55,583 --> 00:41:57,619
I'm in a dangerous situation them.

765
00:41:58,667 --> 00:41:59,873
If you are afraid

766
00:41:59,875 --> 00:42:02,036
well, I'll gind someone else.

767
00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:05,663
There's a $1 million reward for
the arrest of lau ting-kin.

768
00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:08,498
I'm a model citizen.

769
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,197
None can do the job better than I.

770
00:42:12,208 --> 00:42:13,448
Here it is.

771
00:42:29,667 --> 00:42:30,952
Brother-in-law, what happened?

772
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:32,080
Nothing, nothing.

773
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:35,905
Well, if the boys next-door date you,

774
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,333
don't turn them down.

775
00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:41,577
Remember.

776
00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:52,953
"See you at theatre."

777
00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:09,499
Oh, it's you.

778
00:43:11,667 --> 00:43:14,329
We'd better go in.

779
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:17,162
Go in? Okay.

780
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,116
One packet each of cuttle fish
and dried beef, please.

781
00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:21,125
Okay.

782
00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:32,577
Oh, it's you!

783
00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:34,699
Sure, am I a disgrace to you?

784
00:43:36,042 --> 00:43:37,282
I don't mean that.

785
00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:41,285
What are you staring at?

786
00:43:41,292 --> 00:43:43,453
I'll kill your whole family,
set five to your house.

787
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:46,785
Popcorns, please.

788
00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:49,244
Let's go in.

789
00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:50,831
Okay. Buy something to eat.

790
00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:54,742
Hey, one whole bag of popcorns, bigger.

791
00:43:58,458 --> 00:43:59,664
Well, I forgive you.

792
00:44:00,417 --> 00:44:01,617
Let's go in. Please follow me.

793
00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:05,643
- Not yet up to 18 years of age
- I've got a ticket.

794
00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:07,203
Sorry, go now.

795
00:44:11,167 --> 00:44:12,327
Show me your l.D. Card.

796
00:44:12,792 --> 00:44:13,577
What?

797
00:44:13,667 --> 00:44:16,374
People under 18 are not allowed to
see this 3 grade movie.

798
00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:17,865
I'm already 28.

799
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,991
Sow me your l.D. Card.

800
00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:22,664
I forgot to bring it.

801
00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:25,158
Go home and get it or you'll be barced.

802
00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:26,953
I really an 28 years old.

803
00:44:28,292 --> 00:44:29,657
Tell him how old I am.

804
00:44:31,292 --> 00:44:32,623
Sixteen.

805
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:36,323
You go in now. I'll go home to get it.

806
00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:53,119
Oh, it's you. Where's mun mun?

807
00:44:53,708 --> 00:44:55,539
You dated mun mun. I must leave.

808
00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:58,448
I've dated you.

809
00:44:59,042 --> 00:45:02,534
You're crafty, you'br brought me
to a horror picture.

810
00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:04,373
Don't just stand there, get going.

811
00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:05,375
Oh.

812
00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:11,370
"See you inside the theatre"

813
00:45:13,542 --> 00:45:14,622
excuse me.

814
00:45:18,375 --> 00:45:21,367
Hi, come and sit down.

815
00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:22,660
Oh, it's you, dried port.

816
00:45:22,667 --> 00:45:23,702
It's youl!

817
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,410
Advance or retreat...

818
00:45:25,417 --> 00:45:26,417
What?

819
00:45:27,375 --> 00:45:28,865
A dimensional movie.

820
00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:31,287
The fists come right on your face.

821
00:45:31,292 --> 00:45:32,702
Wear eyeglasses first.

822
00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:35,787
Advance or retreat...

823
00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:38,118
Keep your eyes on the screen.

824
00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:51,081
Are you cold?

825
00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:54,748
Let me take off my coat to cover you up.

826
00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:56,994
No, keep it for yourself.

827
00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:03,156
Oh, it doesn't work.

828
00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:05,123
Let me try the other gimmick.

829
00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:18,030
One girl ever day, don't touch my girl.

830
00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:20,283
I've wooed her for 3 years
but have never touched her leg.

831
00:46:20,292 --> 00:46:21,782
Now you've stolen a march.

832
00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:23,615
Sorry, sorry.

833
00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:25,289
Next time don't do it.

834
00:46:26,417 --> 00:46:29,329
I know you'd cry, but not the way you do.

835
00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:31,449
Look, she's crying with
such god presentation.

836
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:33,289
Not as bad as you did.

837
00:46:33,625 --> 00:46:36,037
Pretend not to know me,
sit over there, please.

838
00:46:36,792 --> 00:46:39,124
I'm scared to sit alone.

839
00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:40,831
I'll take the seat then.

840
00:46:42,708 --> 00:46:44,414
L... 1 will.

841
00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:58,198
If I knew who's the director of this movie,

842
00:46:58,208 --> 00:46:59,744
I'd chop him to over 90 pieces.

843
00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:03,114
Look, everyone's working like hell.

844
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,832
He must be new in filming, look.

845
00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:07,573
Everybody's wearing a stone face.

846
00:47:10,375 --> 00:47:12,616
They're all black men.

847
00:47:14,083 --> 00:47:15,163
Please slow down the voice!

848
00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:16,998
Damn you.

849
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,366
I booed it because it's
disgusting, damn you.

850
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:25,822
Why, why no bedroom.
Scene and no stripping?

851
00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:28,490
She's a nun.

852
00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:32,365
Does a nun have to take a bath?

853
00:47:46,250 --> 00:47:48,411
No smoking here, pal.

854
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:50,914
Which of your eyes saw me smoking?

855
00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:51,656
This.

856
00:47:51,917 --> 00:47:53,657
Hell with you.

857
00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:55,373
- You can't see it now, can you?
- No...

858
00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:56,535
Can't see it now.

859
00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:01,573
What was that line?

860
00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:05,412
I don't know, I don't know.

861
00:48:07,042 --> 00:48:08,498
If I knew who the director was,

862
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:09,956
I'd chop that bastard.

863
00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:12,203
He's a French director.

864
00:48:12,542 --> 00:48:14,282
He died a long time ago.

865
00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:15,782
I see.

866
00:48:18,167 --> 00:48:20,328
My brothers in France
must've finished him off.

867
00:48:24,417 --> 00:48:27,454
Hey, pal, quiet, pleas.

868
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:30,286
Why don't you blame the other?

869
00:48:30,583 --> 00:48:31,538
Do you enjoy staring at me?

870
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,703
Don't see it anymore as penalty.

871
00:48:33,708 --> 00:48:36,450
Don't stare elsewhere, grasp your ear.

872
00:48:53,042 --> 00:48:57,240
Advance or retreat...

873
00:49:03,833 --> 00:49:05,664
Don't you know what I did before?

874
00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:08,534
Dairy farm. Open attack, secret attack.

875
00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:20,748
Hello, I.D. Card.

876
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:22,914
So you've already 18.

877
00:49:22,917 --> 00:49:23,917
Yes.

878
00:49:24,083 --> 00:49:25,601
- What's it?
- Are you out of your mind?

879
00:49:25,625 --> 00:49:28,367
Does the hk govt say anyone with
an l.D. Card can see movies?

880
00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:29,875
Tickets?

881
00:49:30,417 --> 00:49:31,452
Dropped.

882
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:32,823
Don't worry, I'll buy another one

883
00:49:32,917 --> 00:49:33,952
"full house"

884
00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:34,958
oh, no!

885
00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:38,415
What about me? You saw me holding
a ticket just now.

886
00:49:38,417 --> 00:49:40,328
My girlfriend is watching the show inside.

887
00:49:40,583 --> 00:49:42,949
Only our manager can decide on this.

888
00:49:42,958 --> 00:49:44,243
Where's your manager?

889
00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,706
In the toilet. What for?

890
00:49:47,042 --> 00:49:48,248
Manager, manager.

891
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,239
Yes?

892
00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:51,286
Wait, give me a ticket first.

893
00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:52,577
I can't, I have internal discorder.

894
00:49:52,583 --> 00:49:54,414
Give me a ticket first.

895
00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:56,157
Wait till I've done it.

896
00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:58,032
No, sell me a ticket first.

897
00:49:58,042 --> 00:49:58,997
What kind of a show is that?

898
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,160
Red bean puree lovers, part 29.

899
00:50:00,167 --> 00:50:03,204
It's not a good show. I must go in.

900
00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:07,280
Don't, sell me a ticket first.

901
00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:10,039
This grade lll film poisons youngsters.

902
00:50:10,042 --> 00:50:11,623
You may lose your mind seeing it.

903
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:13,081
I'll give you a ticket after I finish.

904
00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:15,950
No, the show will be over then. Don't go.

905
00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:17,073
Oh!

906
00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:24,240
No, I can't hold on anymore.

907
00:50:26,833 --> 00:50:30,280
Please help!

908
00:50:30,292 --> 00:50:33,739
I beg you to sell me a ticket.

909
00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:49,741
Don't see such a boring show any more.

910
00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:51,331
If you want, watch a wong Jim show.
Understand?

911
00:50:51,333 --> 00:50:52,823
Got it

912
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:54,456
hold it.

913
00:50:55,208 --> 00:50:57,199
Say ' goodbye ' to me.

914
00:50:57,542 --> 00:50:59,908
Goodbye.

915
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:01,786
Get and throw it.

916
00:51:04,417 --> 00:51:07,909
Look, we've got much face, right?

917
00:51:08,375 --> 00:51:09,375
Yes.

918
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,115
We may go in.

919
00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:18,537
The show's over, little friend.

920
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:23,949
Wait for them, okay?

921
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,164
Whom were you seeing the show with?

922
00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:29,248
Lo kr-ling.

923
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,250
Why ask?

924
00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:36,577
What does he do?

925
00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:38,039
He was much scared by that scene.

926
00:51:39,625 --> 00:51:42,537
Well, your sister's here.

927
00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:46,706
Sister, let's go.

928
00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:49,074
Hello, let's have snacks at temple street.
I'll be the host.

929
00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:50,789
Don't be formal.

930
00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:53,949
Go in and see your friends.

931
00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:54,993
Friend.

932
00:51:57,292 --> 00:51:58,122
Friend pork.

933
00:51:58,125 --> 00:52:00,616
Hey, dried pork, it's over.

934
00:52:00,667 --> 00:52:02,032
Dried port - are you alright?

935
00:52:02,167 --> 00:52:04,533
Hey, what's wrong? Why's the show so long?

936
00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:05,827
The moment it starts it ends.

937
00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:06,788
It seems 3D.

938
00:52:06,792 --> 00:52:08,578
One puch knocks me unconscious.

939
00:52:10,875 --> 00:52:14,163
Next time don't count me in.

940
00:52:18,708 --> 00:52:20,073
Oh!

941
00:52:21,708 --> 00:52:22,788
Oh!

942
00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:24,743
Oh!

943
00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:27,956
Oh!

944
00:52:36,167 --> 00:52:37,532
Okay! Okay!

945
00:52:37,875 --> 00:52:39,115
Why are you sighing?

946
00:52:39,125 --> 00:52:41,616
Now tienanmen knows your four
are frustrated in love.

947
00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:42,955
Oh!

948
00:52:43,208 --> 00:52:44,823
It was all the fault of lau pei.

949
00:52:47,208 --> 00:52:49,950
He mixed up all the ticket. He's damned.

950
00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:54,198
I'm bringing you the insurance policies.

951
00:52:54,542 --> 00:52:56,157
Damn you!

952
00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:57,532
I should've chopped you.

953
00:52:57,917 --> 00:53:00,283
I know you've been in a mess,

954
00:53:00,292 --> 00:53:02,624
I'm here to bring you news.

955
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:03,865
What's it?

956
00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:05,407
The people from darkie garage opposite

957
00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:08,033
are surrounding bluffer Jim's shop.

958
00:53:08,125 --> 00:53:11,492
Your garage affects our business,

959
00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:14,249
I'm now persuading, you
to change your business

960
00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:16,161
to avoid unnecessary competition.

961
00:53:16,208 --> 00:53:17,493
That sounds like a threat!

962
00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:20,574
We can talk it over.

963
00:53:20,917 --> 00:53:23,533
We're all for democracy and freedom.

964
00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:26,244
We don't interfere in
each other's business.

965
00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:29,697
As of now, anything happens to you:

966
00:53:29,708 --> 00:53:33,621
Fire, car crash, assault,

967
00:53:33,917 --> 00:53:36,624
burglaty, burst of

968
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,865
the waterpipes, etc.

969
00:53:39,125 --> 00:53:41,912
These are none of my business.

970
00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:45,239
I didn't want to expose my identity,
but now I must.

971
00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:48,249
I'm a royal Hong Kong policeman

972
00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:53,370
and a brinkman assigued
to watch gang bosses.

973
00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:54,740
Brinkman?

974
00:53:57,625 --> 00:54:00,537
Daddy, what's a brinkman?

975
00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,866
Big brother, it could be a hoax,

976
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:08,243
wish it wasn't true.

977
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,869
Let's go over to ask lau ting-kin,

978
00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:12,331
good, big brother.

979
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,455
You're smart!

980
00:54:14,583 --> 00:54:17,416
Thank you. Let's have some tea first.

981
00:54:19,917 --> 00:54:23,865
Scared? If you leave
late, I'll fire at you.

982
00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,824
Hey, stand there, none of you shalll leave,

983
00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:28,369
don't take sides of bluffer Jim.

984
00:54:28,708 --> 00:54:29,948
Anyway, we have nothing to do.

985
00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:31,744
Nothing? I'll give you some work to do.

986
00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:33,536
My shoes are torn. Glue them for me,

987
00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:36,415
and you fix that fan in the room.

988
00:54:36,792 --> 00:54:39,329
And you, get a pole to hit
that rat in the toilet.

989
00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:41,660
Okay.

990
00:54:44,292 --> 00:54:46,203
Next time it will be your turn
tho' you're big brother.

991
00:54:46,208 --> 00:54:48,199
- I don't mind.
- Oh, here he is.

992
00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:50,706
Who's it? Lau ting kin?

993
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:51,910
It's him.

994
00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:54,249
What's up? Who's looking for my boss?

995
00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,250
Come in.

996
00:54:56,708 --> 00:54:58,744
Well, question him.

997
00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:01,331
Hello, any staff here?

998
00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:02,869
See for it yourself.

999
00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:08,657
Oh, kun sin-hai is here.

1000
00:55:09,125 --> 00:55:11,366
Big brother, test out his poems.

1001
00:55:11,375 --> 00:55:12,615
It won't work.

1002
00:55:14,167 --> 00:55:17,159
Watch fireworks from 99th floor,

1003
00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:19,707
and lose a big melon,

1004
00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:23,780
peace benefits everybody,

1005
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:27,117
I want your mammy, if not your daddy.

1006
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:29,161
Please enlighten me.

1007
00:55:29,250 --> 00:55:30,956
Lo kar-ling, you fix him.

1008
00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:34,081
Dried pork is more
educated, let him fix it.

1009
00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:34,742
Right, right.

1010
00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:37,207
- Go on, go on.
- Go on.

1011
00:55:37,542 --> 00:55:39,533
To see a show, see chou jun-fat.

1012
00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:40,952
To wear a watch, wear enigar,

1013
00:55:40,958 --> 00:55:43,495
use insecticide spray for cockroach
and drink Carlsberg.

1014
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:45,866
Damn you, you're advertising.

1015
00:55:46,083 --> 00:55:48,324
So, he's good for nothing.

1016
00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:52,618
And he claims to be a
brinkman, a big brother...

1017
00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:55,157
Get the men to pull down
that shop opposite.

1018
00:55:55,167 --> 00:55:55,952
Yes.

1019
00:55:56,167 --> 00:55:57,031
Let's pull this down.

1020
00:55:57,042 --> 00:55:57,656
Okay.

1021
00:55:57,667 --> 00:55:58,747
Who dares to do it?

1022
00:55:58,917 --> 00:56:00,623
What now?

1023
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:05,412
I only want to know why!

1024
00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:09,037
Big brother, don't! Just say what you want?

1025
00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:12,580
Don't call me big brother to expose myself.

1026
00:56:13,042 --> 00:56:16,239
As of tomorrow, don't do garage business.

1027
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,956
You can do anything else.

1028
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,331
Otherwise, I'll pull your shop down.

1029
00:56:21,375 --> 00:56:27,325
Well, if I see you running the garage
tomorrow. I'll be nasty.

1030
00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:28,660
Let's go!

1031
00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:31,491
What? To play a brinkman?

1032
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,207
Damn bluffer Jim,
you're finished once and for all.

1033
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,661
Daddy, what now?

1034
00:56:45,917 --> 00:56:47,782
Don't laugh, it was all your fault.

1035
00:56:47,792 --> 00:56:48,998
You lied to me about a brinkman.

1036
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,115
I hate your guts.

1037
00:56:50,125 --> 00:56:52,582
Never mind them, let's go!

1038
00:56:53,167 --> 00:56:55,078
Are you okay?

1039
00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:56,623
Are you alright, daddy?

1040
00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:59,198
Uncle kin, what shall we do?

1041
00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:02,128
At worst we'll switch to another business.
Anyhow we have no business now.

1042
00:57:02,208 --> 00:57:03,539
What line of business?

1043
00:57:04,417 --> 00:57:05,532
I'll make you a recommendation.

1044
00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:07,578
I know a seafood hot pot restaurant
is closing down.

1045
00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:10,620
Let's take over their business and run it.

1046
00:57:10,917 --> 00:57:12,248
Okay, okay, anything will do.

1047
00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,351
But remember, it should be fixed
with up to $300 only.

1048
00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:16,115
Here you are.

1049
00:57:23,542 --> 00:57:25,908
What's wrong? Why are you all lying idle?

1050
00:57:26,083 --> 00:57:28,369
There's no customer.

1051
00:57:28,708 --> 00:57:30,198
The shop next-door is opening today.

1052
00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:32,324
And doing a roaring business.

1053
00:57:38,083 --> 00:57:42,201
Welcome, welcome.

1054
00:57:43,458 --> 00:57:46,950
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming.

1055
00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:49,119
Today's the opening of Jim Jim bbq poultry.

1056
00:57:56,125 --> 00:57:59,242
Well, lau ting-kin, no business?

1057
00:57:59,667 --> 00:58:02,124
Close your shop and work for me.

1058
00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:05,947
I'll pay you $8 an
hour-better than McDonald's.

1059
00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:08,574
Who financed you in such
beautiful decorations?

1060
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:10,198
Money is no problem.

1061
00:58:10,417 --> 00:58:13,159
Mr kwan gave me the capital.
He's now my partner.

1062
00:58:13,167 --> 00:58:16,364
Lau ting-kin, your lease
expires in 3 months.

1063
00:58:16,667 --> 00:58:18,874
I'll increase your rent 20 times then.

1064
00:58:35,708 --> 00:58:37,744
Outrageous, he's playing chicken and duck.

1065
00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:39,957
Free balloons and this attracts business.

1066
00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,040
They are so much promotion,
so it is hard to compete.

1067
00:58:42,042 --> 00:58:44,249
Hello... they play chickens and ducks
to sell chickens and ducks.

1068
00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:46,616
- Let's play seafood...
- To sell seafood.

1069
00:58:46,625 --> 00:58:47,625
Hell with you.

1070
00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:49,949
Ladies and gentlemen, come in please.

1071
00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:54,452
Kin-ke's seafood hot-pot restaurant's fine.

1072
00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:56,789
- Very good
- Kin-ke's hot-pot restaurant.

1073
00:58:56,792 --> 00:58:59,784
Ladies and gentlemen, you're welcome.

1074
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:01,539
Hello, come in to eat.

1075
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:05,576
Hi... kin ke's hot pot is the best.

1076
00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:06,993
Hi, hi, hi.

1077
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,161
Miss oyster's glamorous and bewitching.

1078
00:59:09,167 --> 00:59:10,498
Hi, hi, hi.

1079
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:15,039
Free flats and $100,000 gifts.

1080
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:16,368
Why are you hitting me?

1081
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:18,832
Are you crazy? $100,000 for every one?

1082
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:20,118
Why?

1083
00:59:20,292 --> 00:59:22,157
Let's count the number generously.

1084
00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:26,495
$100,000 for everyone.

1085
00:59:26,583 --> 00:59:28,414
Hey, hey, no soup, hey.

1086
00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:31,947
Buddy - no soup

1087
00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:33,743
bring the soup.

1088
00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:35,536
Be quick!

1089
00:59:35,542 --> 00:59:37,032
Hurry up!

1090
00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:40,572
Be quick! Be quick!

1091
00:59:40,583 --> 00:59:42,744
Hey, didn't you say there
would be miss oyster?

1092
00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:44,240
Where's she?

1093
00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:52,115
She's making up and will appear soon.

1094
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:55,242
Eat the hot pot first. How won't be long.

1095
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:03,287
No way, she won't appear.
She wants to raise the price.

1096
01:00:03,583 --> 01:00:06,074
Call for uncle kin at once.

1097
01:00:08,250 --> 01:00:10,366
Hey, sister, why are you so naughty?

1098
01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:13,790
You didn't tell me there are
so many males outside.

1099
01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:17,155
They may swallow me if I go out.

1100
01:00:17,167 --> 01:00:20,034
Well, pay me $3,000 more for
this special mission.

1101
01:00:20,042 --> 01:00:23,159
What? You'd better kill me.

1102
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,744
Oh, miss oyster appears.

1103
01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:37,198
Miss oyster, miss oyster, miss oyster.

1104
01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:44,367
Ladies and gentlement,
before her performance,

1105
01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:47,117
let's draw a lucky live audience first.

1106
01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:48,448
He is...

1107
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:50,706
Yiu siu hung.

1108
01:00:58,083 --> 01:01:01,280
Mr yuan, only by turning our lucky wheel,

1109
01:01:01,292 --> 01:01:04,159
to this section, you'll get a flat.

1110
01:01:04,167 --> 01:01:05,202
Yes

1111
01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:13,784
a flat, a flat, a flat.

1112
01:01:13,792 --> 01:01:21,369
Over, over, over.

1113
01:01:21,667 --> 01:01:27,367
Congratulation to mr yiu
siu hung on winning...

1114
01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:28,458
One onion.

1115
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:30,619
What's wrong?

1116
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,332
- The onion.
- Never mind.

1117
01:01:38,375 --> 01:01:40,616
Only if you answer a
simple question correctly,

1118
01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:42,448
you'll get our special prize.

1119
01:01:42,583 --> 01:01:45,950
That is, to spend one night
with miss oyster in kowloon tong

1120
01:01:45,958 --> 01:01:47,448
for the weekend.

1121
01:01:47,792 --> 01:01:48,998
Great.

1122
01:01:50,167 --> 01:01:52,123
It simple, take it easy.

1123
01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:55,245
Which singer has recently held
38 performances of concert?

1124
01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:56,160
Alan tam.

1125
01:01:56,167 --> 01:01:57,873
His father,

1126
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:58,785
tam pak Kong.

1127
01:01:58,792 --> 01:02:00,532
Not yet finished, his uncle,

1128
01:02:00,542 --> 01:02:01,622
tam shang king.

1129
01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:05,288
Not yet, an auntie's auntie's
grandnephew's grandauntie's

1130
01:02:05,292 --> 01:02:07,874
auntie's cousin's son. Who's it?

1131
01:02:11,292 --> 01:02:12,452
Tips, please.

1132
01:02:12,542 --> 01:02:14,123
Not Anita mui.

1133
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,490
You can't answer it.

1134
01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:17,958
"Alan tam."

1135
01:02:19,167 --> 01:02:20,703
Alan tam.

1136
01:02:25,458 --> 01:02:27,164
He's real smart to have answered it.

1137
01:02:27,167 --> 01:02:30,489
I'm not, I turned over paper
and see it written on it.

1138
01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:33,620
Miss oyster, miss oyster, miss oyster.

1139
01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,490
Don't stare, it's mine.

1140
01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:55,332
Please keep calm, keep calm.

1141
01:02:56,167 --> 01:02:57,657
Let's go - let's go

1142
01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,581
it's a set-up.

1143
01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:06,160
Pay... hello.

1144
01:03:07,167 --> 01:03:09,499
Hello, trying to sponge?

1145
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:14,199
- Hello, pay up.
- Pay up now.

1146
01:03:17,833 --> 01:03:19,198
What's it, creep?

1147
01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:22,788
You can't compete with me,
lau ting-kin, close down.

1148
01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:24,740
Damn you bastard, bet I'll kill you.

1149
01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:26,710
I'm not afraid of your
stinking shrimps and crabs.

1150
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:53,948
- Fish, shrimps, crabs, bet, bet.
- Bet!

1151
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,410
It's crab.

1152
01:04:02,417 --> 01:04:04,829
- Crab, banker takes all.
- Banker takes all.

1153
01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:10,823
Chicken, banker takes again, pays one.

1154
01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:17,329
Hey, stop that!

1155
01:04:21,250 --> 01:04:24,162
Uncle kin, a game over there.

1156
01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:27,534
I'll bet on crab. I've $3,000 ready.

1157
01:04:27,542 --> 01:04:30,739
Bet, bet...

1158
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,661
$5,000 on shrimp.

1159
01:04:36,792 --> 01:04:38,407
Medium shrimp. I win

1160
01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:41,115
cops, cops, let's run.

1161
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,831
Hey!

1162
01:04:51,167 --> 01:04:53,158
Hey, why are you getting out of hand?

1163
01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:55,032
They're even more unruly.

1164
01:04:55,042 --> 01:04:58,239
I don't care, anyway, it's over between us.

1165
01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:02,743
Creep.

1166
01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:03,785
Go back in.

1167
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,036
Oh, I forgot the detergent.

1168
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,914
Deraxol, deraxol.

1169
01:05:18,917 --> 01:05:21,875
It's for children only, not for you.

1170
01:05:27,792 --> 01:05:29,032
Sorry.

1171
01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:33,448
All four villains are here.

1172
01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:36,074
Let's divert.

1173
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:39,248
They're leaving now. What shall we do?

1174
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,115
Get someone to say something nice.

1175
01:05:42,458 --> 01:05:44,039
Good idea.

1176
01:05:44,958 --> 01:05:46,619
I can't do it.

1177
01:05:52,583 --> 01:05:54,369
I'll stab you.

1178
01:06:13,417 --> 01:06:15,578
Don't be such a bore?

1179
01:06:16,042 --> 01:06:17,498
I'm not a bore.

1180
01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:19,414
I'm serious.

1181
01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:32,331
I'm fond of you.

1182
01:06:32,958 --> 01:06:34,949
Shit!

1183
01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:40,994
I love your body more.

1184
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:46,082
Buddy, don't bully my sister.

1185
01:06:46,125 --> 01:06:50,164
Tall sister, he's jilting your sister.

1186
01:06:50,167 --> 01:06:52,453
Talk it over if you have the nerve.

1187
01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:56,205
Who cares? A man using vidence is no good.

1188
01:06:57,292 --> 01:07:00,830
Right, a girl should be kissed, not beaten.

1189
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,494
Let's talk it over.

1190
01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:05,620
Go away, go away.

1191
01:07:14,917 --> 01:07:15,781
Why?

1192
01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:17,248
Don't be a stumbling block.

1193
01:07:17,542 --> 01:07:18,748
Be smart.

1194
01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:24,785
They all want to woo you like I do.

1195
01:07:28,083 --> 01:07:29,789
Love is not a crime.

1196
01:07:32,667 --> 01:07:34,783
Why did you help lau to beat my daddy?

1197
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:38,411
Well, I won't talk sides from now on.

1198
01:07:38,417 --> 01:07:39,452
What?

1199
01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:42,536
I'll try to make them reconcile.

1200
01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:46,248
Are you sure?

1201
01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:25,874
Oh, what's wrong?

1202
01:08:27,167 --> 01:08:28,452
Coming to a party?

1203
01:08:29,542 --> 01:08:31,498
We're going to a disco
with 4 girls tonight.

1204
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:33,240
We're taking part in a hot dancing contest.

1205
01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:35,244
Congratulations!

1206
01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:37,582
Well, for old times sake,
let me show you something good.

1207
01:08:37,583 --> 01:08:39,323
- What's it?
- A discount card for

1208
01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:40,789
men's beauty parlor.

1209
01:08:40,792 --> 01:08:43,659
One man each, keep it.

1210
01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:47,703
Why are you dancing to and fro?

1211
01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:50,457
Dress up as a gigolo.

1212
01:08:50,667 --> 01:08:53,374
They've going to a disco with 4 girls.

1213
01:08:54,667 --> 01:08:56,498
You creeps, you're counting me out.

1214
01:08:57,667 --> 01:09:01,114
No way, we're not as smart as you're.

1215
01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:03,244
You're modest.

1216
01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:05,241
Let's go together tonight.

1217
01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:07,912
I'll woo all your girls unless
I have another one.

1218
01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:09,869
How come?

1219
01:09:09,958 --> 01:09:11,744
"20% discount off"

1220
01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:14,411
thank you very much, gentlemen.

1221
01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:17,534
Are you satisfied with our service?

1222
01:09:17,917 --> 01:09:20,033
Yes, very much.

1223
01:09:20,792 --> 01:09:22,123
Yes, very much.

1224
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:25,367
As a token of thanks,

1225
01:09:25,375 --> 01:09:27,286
we offer 20% and free gifts too.

1226
01:09:27,292 --> 01:09:29,999
Well, don't even give us
the dhrinking mixture.

1227
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,956
I tried it before and feel the pinch.

1228
01:09:32,333 --> 01:09:36,030
No, it's the rejuvenation pills.

1229
01:09:36,333 --> 01:09:37,333
What's the use?

1230
01:09:37,417 --> 01:09:40,033
One pill will remove the wrinkles.

1231
01:09:40,042 --> 01:09:44,160
Your skill will be tenderer
and you'll look 5 years younger.

1232
01:09:44,167 --> 01:09:46,829
Thank you. Let me give it to them for you.

1233
01:09:48,208 --> 01:09:49,368
Let me put it aside.

1234
01:10:04,292 --> 01:10:06,203
Take a rest, sir.

1235
01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:16,239
Dried pork, what would you drink?

1236
01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:20,164
Are you alright, sir?

1237
01:10:20,167 --> 01:10:22,624
Oh, no, uncle kin, look.

1238
01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:26,699
Oh, I'm blind.

1239
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:28,660
Uncle kin.

1240
01:10:28,667 --> 01:10:32,535
One's blind and the other's dumb.

1241
01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:34,868
Hey, are you alright?

1242
01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:36,869
Give me a bbq pork bun, please.

1243
01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:37,705
What? Bbq pork bun?

1244
01:10:37,708 --> 01:10:38,914
What did you say?

1245
01:10:38,917 --> 01:10:39,747
Are you dumb?

1246
01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:40,785
Alas...

1247
01:10:40,792 --> 01:10:43,124
Oh, no, one's blind, one's
dumb and one's mute.

1248
01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:44,990
What shall we do then?

1249
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,000
Damn it.

1250
01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:59,114
"In tears the Princess
offers to the shrine."

1251
01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:00,581
What would you drink, sir?

1252
01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:03,240
What would you drink, sir?

1253
01:11:03,667 --> 01:11:04,667
Alas!

1254
01:11:05,542 --> 01:11:06,622
What would you drink?

1255
01:11:06,792 --> 01:11:07,952
Cheers!

1256
01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:16,073
Damn it, why's lau ting kin still not here?

1257
01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:17,573
I'll chop him dead.

1258
01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:22,787
Cousin, she's lighting the fire for you.

1259
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:24,743
No.

1260
01:11:36,208 --> 01:11:36,822
What's wrong?

1261
01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:39,495
She wants to make a glass of Mike for you.

1262
01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:41,331
Go and get it from your mammy.

1263
01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:44,993
Cousin.

1264
01:11:45,417 --> 01:11:47,123
Play cool, come what may.

1265
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:48,911
If you talk, I'll talk likewise.

1266
01:11:50,250 --> 01:11:51,114
Cousin.

1267
01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:52,285
Don't run around!

1268
01:11:52,292 --> 01:11:53,532
Oh!

1269
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:54,955
Cousin.

1270
01:11:56,417 --> 01:11:58,203
Just remind me with desticulation.

1271
01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:05,164
Are you possessed?

1272
01:12:05,208 --> 01:12:07,324
Nonsense, I'm taking part
in the dancing competition.

1273
01:12:07,333 --> 01:12:09,119
I might win prizes up to thousands.

1274
01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:10,035
I'll go and beautify myself.

1275
01:12:10,042 --> 01:12:11,907
Damn you, bloody lau ting-kin.

1276
01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:15,244
She's beautiful.

1277
01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:17,656
Sorry, uncle.

1278
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,747
This old man's quite presentable.

1279
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:19,750
Yes.

1280
01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:22,908
Uncle? Who's uncle?

1281
01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:25,414
Ain't I looking so old?

1282
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,536
Luckily I've taken away theirs too.

1283
01:12:28,417 --> 01:12:29,657
Let me take a few pills.

1284
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,911
Ha, coming, coming.

1285
01:12:31,917 --> 01:12:33,703
- Hi!
- Over there.

1286
01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:35,115
Hi!

1287
01:12:39,458 --> 01:12:42,245
Chou sze-pok, let's dance, the music's hot.

1288
01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:44,582
I've only just arrived, a little later.

1289
01:12:46,917 --> 01:12:48,623
I'm in the mood now.

1290
01:12:50,208 --> 01:12:51,573
You're in the mood.

1291
01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:53,330
I went out with a friend,

1292
01:12:53,333 --> 01:12:55,824
passed through a Lane at the
junction of kormu street,

1293
01:12:55,833 --> 01:12:57,369
saw a cassette stand and

1294
01:12:57,375 --> 01:12:59,491
bought a cassette on
hus lau-sin's pavillion Willow.

1295
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,411
It was newly recorded and of high standard.

1296
01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:04,534
Have you got a good voice.
Teach me how to sing.

1297
01:13:06,625 --> 01:13:08,786
I've already eaten, I've already eaten.

1298
01:13:09,417 --> 01:13:12,204
We don't seem to speak the same language.

1299
01:13:14,292 --> 01:13:17,830
Whose cock it is, whose hen it is?

1300
01:13:17,833 --> 01:13:19,414
- Oh, no.
- What's wrong?

1301
01:13:19,417 --> 01:13:20,953
Go and dance.

1302
01:13:20,958 --> 01:13:22,073
Go on.

1303
01:13:22,667 --> 01:13:24,999
Hey, where shall we go after dancing?

1304
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,662
Why are you quiet? Playing cool?

1305
01:13:33,917 --> 01:13:36,875
Well, go on, go on.

1306
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:40,789
It's fixed.

1307
01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:42,282
May I borrow your boyfriend?

1308
01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:43,288
Let's go.

1309
01:13:43,292 --> 01:13:44,407
Where to?

1310
01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:50,281
You've offended her, go and say "sorry".

1311
01:13:50,833 --> 01:13:53,199
Go and soothe her, go now.

1312
01:13:53,250 --> 01:13:55,115
Oh, a blind man at the disco!

1313
01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:58,117
We're here to listen to the music.

1314
01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:01,165
Anyone taking me to the toilet?

1315
01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:03,706
Chow sze pok, help him.

1316
01:14:03,708 --> 01:14:05,824
Me? The toilet's over there.

1317
01:14:05,833 --> 01:14:08,324
It's opposite the dance floor. Go now.

1318
01:14:08,333 --> 01:14:09,448
- Get going.
- Thank you.

1319
01:14:09,833 --> 01:14:11,289
Thank you very much.

1320
01:14:13,208 --> 01:14:14,823
Toilet, toilet,

1321
01:14:14,833 --> 01:14:16,573
- toilet.
- Cousin, don't worry.

1322
01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:18,414
Move forward 10 steps and push the door.

1323
01:14:18,417 --> 01:14:20,703
When the music dies down, just piss.

1324
01:14:21,167 --> 01:14:22,167
Oh.

1325
01:14:25,417 --> 01:14:27,373
Move forward 10 steps, the toilet.

1326
01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:35,375
10,9, 8,7,6, 5,4, 3, 2,1.

1327
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:43,832
No more music, must be here.

1328
01:14:43,917 --> 01:14:45,373
I'll do it here.

1329
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,786
Oh, what flashers!

1330
01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:03,540
- Well, hold it.
- Thank you

1331
01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:04,998
keep it.

1332
01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:06,542
Thank you.

1333
01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:10,036
Have you got a mentally
retarded your brother?

1334
01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:12,786
No, he's my bigger brother.

1335
01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:16,533
He's much younger than you.

1336
01:15:22,667 --> 01:15:24,373
Me, old? Let me take a few pills more.

1337
01:15:27,458 --> 01:15:30,905
Thank you for your participation tonight.

1338
01:15:30,917 --> 01:15:33,533
We'd like to thank those famous dancers

1339
01:15:33,542 --> 01:15:35,373
for acting as our panel too.

1340
01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:37,912
Well, the competition begins.

1341
01:15:38,125 --> 01:15:41,447
- Ready.
- Hello... ready, ready.

1342
01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:44,530
Now the first participant Mr. kwan.

1343
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:55,825
- Oh, not bad.
- Yes

1344
01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,949
are you alright, uncle kin?

1345
01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:00,957
I'm alright.

1346
01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:11,449
- Great.
- Great, great.

1347
01:16:13,833 --> 01:16:17,280
Yes. Now the second participant
Mr. lau ting-kin.

1348
01:16:18,917 --> 01:16:20,532
Great, great.

1349
01:16:20,792 --> 01:16:22,282
- Your turn.
- Damn, I'm shrinking again.

1350
01:16:22,292 --> 01:16:22,906
What are you doing?

1351
01:16:22,917 --> 01:16:24,282
How can you dance then?

1352
01:16:24,875 --> 01:16:25,955
Why not?

1353
01:16:37,292 --> 01:16:39,453
Oh, it really is him.

1354
01:16:39,542 --> 01:16:42,284
Even a moron is participating.

1355
01:16:49,792 --> 01:16:52,534
Get up, get up, I'll back you up.

1356
01:16:52,542 --> 01:16:58,117
Get up.

1357
01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:17,913
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. lau ting-kin is a moron.

1358
01:17:17,917 --> 01:17:19,202
He took part in this competition

1359
01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:21,824
to raise funds for the mental retards.

1360
01:17:39,458 --> 01:17:43,326
Please contribute in cash
or in kind to support him.

1361
01:17:47,042 --> 01:17:48,157
Money.

1362
01:17:48,875 --> 01:17:50,206
Pennies from heaven!

1363
01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:12,948
- Great, great...
- You've won, you've won.

1364
01:19:12,958 --> 01:19:14,368
You've won, you've won.

1365
01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:22,415
I really admire your perseverance, sister.

1366
01:19:22,417 --> 01:19:24,829
Here's a prize of $10,000.

1367
01:19:24,833 --> 01:19:26,915
Thank you, sister.

1368
01:19:28,125 --> 01:19:32,698
Sister, you've a nice gold watch.

1369
01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:36,371
It's a ladies' watch, it's not for you.

1370
01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:39,199
Sister, sister.

1371
01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:42,200
Well, don't cry, don't cry.

1372
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:46,162
Take this $10,000 and buy one yourself.

1373
01:19:47,417 --> 01:19:50,454
Thank you, thank you, sister.

1374
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,286
Brother-in-law, have you thought in over?

1375
01:20:01,333 --> 01:20:03,870
It's now the vogue for
every company to relocate.

1376
01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:06,787
Once Mr. kwan acquires
Jim bbq poultry restaurant

1377
01:20:06,792 --> 01:20:09,955
and the company is listed in mannis
with stacks insured,

1378
01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:11,289
we're going to be rich.

1379
01:20:11,292 --> 01:20:13,203
And you may even process emigration.

1380
01:20:13,208 --> 01:20:14,323
Right.

1381
01:20:15,167 --> 01:20:16,953
Where's mannis?

1382
01:20:16,958 --> 01:20:19,620
In Africa, it's a men's paradise.

1383
01:20:19,625 --> 01:20:24,369
Woman ore subordinate to men and men may
lawfully take a dozen wives.

1384
01:20:25,458 --> 01:20:27,039
When shall we go then?

1385
01:20:27,083 --> 01:20:29,950
Soon. The contract stipulates
that you, your 3 daughters

1386
01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:31,414
and your sister-in-law, man man,

1387
01:20:31,417 --> 01:20:34,864
can get passport once you're
worked there for 3 years.

1388
01:20:35,625 --> 01:20:38,082
Boss, what's your idea of
hiring them all to mannis?

1389
01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:42,530
They confront us and I must beat them.

1390
01:20:42,917 --> 01:20:45,875
All the cops in mannis are my men

1391
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,036
and money makes the mare run.

1392
01:20:48,917 --> 01:20:50,623
I want all his daughters to marry me.

1393
01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:52,625
After I get fed up with,
I'll sell them to negroes.

1394
01:20:55,667 --> 01:20:57,157
There must be something wrong.

1395
01:20:57,667 --> 01:21:00,534
Of course, he's craftier than sze kin.

1396
01:21:00,542 --> 01:21:02,453
Right, who knows where mannis is?

1397
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:04,039
It is worth taking the trip?

1398
01:21:04,167 --> 01:21:06,624
We'd better send someone to make a survey.

1399
01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:10,243
But the man be wise,
sagacions and a good fighter.

1400
01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:12,616
He must also be smart and brave.

1401
01:21:13,208 --> 01:21:14,914
Chow sze pok.

1402
01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:16,327
I overheard your compliment on me
in the toilet,

1403
01:21:16,333 --> 01:21:19,245
but if will never go there.

1404
01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:24,163
Don't pick on me.

1405
01:21:24,167 --> 01:21:25,623
You can't change your mind.

1406
01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:37,950
Hey, dried pork, where are you now?

1407
01:21:41,042 --> 01:21:44,910
Hello, uncle kin, I'm now in mannis.

1408
01:21:44,917 --> 01:21:46,157
I'm calling from the peak.

1409
01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:48,203
Well, how's it over there?

1410
01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:50,665
It has picturesque
landscape like a paradise.

1411
01:21:50,667 --> 01:21:53,124
Believe, it or hot, there
are only girls here.

1412
01:21:53,125 --> 01:21:55,207
I haven't seen one man for a whole month.

1413
01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:57,073
Oh, we're lucky.

1414
01:21:59,417 --> 01:22:00,577
No need to bring so much money here.

1415
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:03,620
Us$10 has lasted me for one whole month.

1416
01:22:10,792 --> 01:22:12,828
Sounds like our friends. Hold on.

1417
01:22:19,542 --> 01:22:21,658
Barbarians! I'm finished.

1418
01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:24,660
Help!

1419
01:22:30,917 --> 01:22:33,874
You must go now, you've already
signed the contract.

1420
01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:35,706
Oh, there are barbarians over there.

1421
01:22:35,708 --> 01:22:37,790
Are we to go there to be cooked for food?

1422
01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:39,786
It's by mutual consent.

1423
01:22:42,292 --> 01:22:43,327
Tramp.

1424
01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:46,033
Beautiful, don't mutter nonsense!

1425
01:22:46,042 --> 01:22:48,033
I've got a witness here.

1426
01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:51,367
When you're in mannis,
you'll feel grateful.

1427
01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:57,953
Brother-in-law, what shall we do now?

1428
01:22:58,125 --> 01:22:59,410
How do I know?

1429
01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:01,282
Listen, though you're bad to me,

1430
01:23:01,292 --> 01:23:03,908
I won't let you be eaten by barbarians.

1431
01:23:04,333 --> 01:23:06,699
Let me try something to fix it for you.

1432
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,285
Oh, Jim.

1433
01:23:09,667 --> 01:23:10,873
Don't come here any more!

1434
01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:13,366
I've already opened a paultry restaurant
to avoid you.

1435
01:23:14,167 --> 01:23:18,490
Thank you for your help,
but help me once more.

1436
01:23:18,667 --> 01:23:21,739
I want to open a kei kee poultry
and fishball shop

1437
01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:24,162
to sell chickens and fishballs.

1438
01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:26,249
I'll pay you $50,000 for your shop.

1439
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,161
Don't bully us, we have protection.

1440
01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:30,748
We have a protector.

1441
01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:32,118
Who's your protector?

1442
01:23:32,125 --> 01:23:33,285
Mr. kwan.

1443
01:23:36,125 --> 01:23:38,366
That cissy man who has just left.

1444
01:23:39,375 --> 01:23:41,616
Our big brother is such,
powerful and regal.

1445
01:23:41,625 --> 01:23:44,037
He claims he'll settle
through legal channels.

1446
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,207
Well, let me how powerful he is.

1447
01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:50,496
Let's talk terms with him at noon tomorrow.

1448
01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:52,661
No, to talk only.

1449
01:23:54,375 --> 01:23:56,161
What did you say just now?

1450
01:23:56,167 --> 01:23:58,158
Don't be silly. One of them goes by law,

1451
01:23:58,167 --> 01:23:59,407
the other depents on the
underworld influence.

1452
01:23:59,417 --> 01:24:01,373
Let's use our brains to fight them.

1453
01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:04,287
Uncle Jim, tell Mr. kwan
we're protected by darkie fung.

1454
01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:06,624
Tell him to come here
to talk terms at noon tomorrow.

1455
01:24:33,292 --> 01:24:34,452
Aren't you darkie fung?

1456
01:24:34,792 --> 01:24:37,204
Yes, you must be Mr. kwan.

1457
01:24:56,542 --> 01:24:58,578
Sounds like that show several months ago.

1458
01:24:59,292 --> 01:25:01,283
I copied it from chi Yung's lu ting chi.

1459
01:25:01,292 --> 01:25:03,328
Be punish, don't talk.

1460
01:25:03,792 --> 01:25:05,623
Up to the ears in debt all the life,

1461
01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:06,956
it can't be redeemed
even by flesh and blood,

1462
01:25:06,958 --> 01:25:08,744
it could be fatal,

1463
01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:10,581
if the collector pursues too hard.

1464
01:25:10,792 --> 01:25:14,455
No repayment left and right,
no repayment left and right.

1465
01:25:14,458 --> 01:25:18,201
Dragged on indefinitely, indefinitely.

1466
01:25:21,042 --> 01:25:22,953
I didn't want to expose my identity,

1467
01:25:23,208 --> 01:25:26,905
but at this crucial moment
I need your help, buddy.

1468
01:25:28,417 --> 01:25:30,749
What's so special with money?
Even you ingratiate yourself.

1469
01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:34,288
I fear no underworld, I have lots of money.

1470
01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:36,035
You only have one unit.

1471
01:25:36,042 --> 01:25:39,000
I could pay to hire 10 units
to gang against you.

1472
01:25:39,083 --> 01:25:41,825
He's rich and powerful, don't get involved.

1473
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:44,620
Boss, you're a notable, don't quarrel
with the underworld.

1474
01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:46,369
It's not worthwhile.

1475
01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:51,288
Anything can be talked over.

1476
01:25:51,292 --> 01:25:53,078
Big brother, don't compromise!

1477
01:25:53,083 --> 01:25:55,369
Finish him off. Our men are coming.

1478
01:25:55,667 --> 01:25:58,534
Act now, boss, before his men arrive.

1479
01:25:58,792 --> 01:25:59,998
Get him!

1480
01:26:02,208 --> 01:26:04,995
Peace berefits. Don't act on impulse!

1481
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:07,365
Keep cool, keep cool.

1482
01:26:07,375 --> 01:26:08,740
Well, darkie fung.

1483
01:26:09,417 --> 01:26:11,282
We tried to persuade our big brother.

1484
01:26:11,292 --> 01:26:13,078
He'll pay you $100,000 once and for all.

1485
01:26:13,208 --> 01:26:16,325
From now on, don't get
men to cope with him.

1486
01:26:16,333 --> 01:26:17,573
Okay?

1487
01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:20,039
Mr. kwan, we'll persuade him
to pay you $100,000

1488
01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,623
and you have the contract cancelled.

1489
01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:24,458
Otherwise, we'll fight to the end. Okay?

1490
01:26:30,458 --> 01:26:31,322
Ok. $100,000.

1491
01:26:31,333 --> 01:26:32,448
Oki

1492
01:26:33,167 --> 01:26:36,204
boss, take this now, don't stand to suffer.

1493
01:26:36,750 --> 01:26:40,038
Take it, and forget it.
They seem to be after something

1494
01:26:40,875 --> 01:26:41,875
okay.

1495
01:26:42,333 --> 01:26:45,075
Hey, uncle kin, we've come to terms.
Give me $200,000 first.

1496
01:26:45,083 --> 01:26:46,493
Come on, quick.

1497
01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:48,831
This time it's like a grand sale.

1498
01:26:49,667 --> 01:26:52,864
Lau ting-kin, I was bad to you

1499
01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:55,241
and now you help me.

1500
01:26:55,708 --> 01:26:57,448
I really don't know how to thank you.

1501
01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:59,369
Glad you understand.

1502
01:26:59,708 --> 01:27:02,825
But remember, I charge
5% interest for my loan.

1503
01:27:03,458 --> 01:27:04,994
Stand there, don't move around.

1504
01:27:09,958 --> 01:27:10,958
Where's the contract?

1505
01:27:11,042 --> 01:27:12,042
Give it to him.

1506
01:27:14,292 --> 01:27:15,657
- The money?
- No problem.

1507
01:27:16,917 --> 01:27:18,077
Leave through the back door,

1508
01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:20,165
or they may misunderstand
when they meet you.

1509
01:27:20,375 --> 01:27:23,867
How hilarious with 2 groups of people here?

1510
01:27:26,917 --> 01:27:27,531
Stop that nonsense!

1511
01:27:27,542 --> 01:27:29,248
Didn't you say darkie
fung forced you to move?

1512
01:27:29,250 --> 01:27:31,832
And you said Mr. kwan forced
bluffer Jim to move to mannis.

1513
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,080
Why are you no good terms now?

1514
01:27:33,083 --> 01:27:33,913
Why?

1515
01:27:34,042 --> 01:27:35,327
Make it straight now.

1516
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:37,540
Darkie fung, are you his big brother?

1517
01:27:37,542 --> 01:27:39,123
I thought you were his big brother.

1518
01:27:39,125 --> 01:27:41,457
What? You fooled me?

1519
01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:43,160
Get back the contract.

1520
01:27:43,542 --> 01:27:44,702
Catch.

1521
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,240
Darkie fung, give a hand,
$300,000, if you get it.

1522
01:27:49,250 --> 01:27:51,115
$300,000 if you get it. Come on!

1523
01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:03,616
Oh, you really are tough.

1524
01:28:23,542 --> 01:28:25,624
Hey, do you need help?

1525
01:28:26,708 --> 01:28:28,699
Of course. Come on.

1526
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:30,365
$5,000, if help you.

1527
01:28:30,792 --> 01:28:31,998
Hell with you.

1528
01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:35,286
Call the police, $500 only for
calling the police.

1529
01:28:35,292 --> 01:28:38,830
I'll pay you, I'll pay you.

1530
01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:07,323
Don't touch my glue!

1531
01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:08,994
Get hold of him.

1532
01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:18,286
We help you!

1533
01:29:30,625 --> 01:29:32,707
Beat him.

1534
01:29:48,167 --> 01:29:49,373
You deserve it.

1535
01:29:51,167 --> 01:29:52,532
Are you okay?

1536
01:29:53,792 --> 01:29:54,998
What shall we do now?

1537
01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:57,366
Just let me go.

1538
01:29:57,375 --> 01:29:58,410
If the police arrive,

1539
01:29:58,417 --> 01:29:59,748
I'll accuse you of conspiracy
with the underworld

1540
01:29:59,750 --> 01:30:01,331
to blackmail and you may get jailed.

1541
01:30:01,333 --> 01:30:03,745
Nonsense, I'll glue your mouth.

1542
01:30:04,417 --> 01:30:06,248
See if anyone dares to talk anymore.

1543
01:30:07,875 --> 01:30:09,490
I have an idea.

1544
01:30:09,917 --> 01:30:10,952
Hurry up!

1545
01:30:11,208 --> 01:30:13,164
Hey, wait till I open the gate.

1546
01:30:19,167 --> 01:30:21,032
A gang boss?

1547
01:30:24,333 --> 01:30:26,494
An underworld clerk?

1548
01:30:29,042 --> 01:30:31,283
Kun au-ting having a gay affair?

1549
01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:33,615
Underworld membership ceremony.

1550
01:30:34,333 --> 01:30:36,949
What are they murmuring about, sir?

1551
01:30:36,958 --> 01:30:38,664
They're mute.

1552
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,581
Can a mute man join the underworld?

1553
01:30:41,583 --> 01:30:43,665
Why not?

1554
01:30:44,792 --> 01:30:47,249
- Help!
- Help us!

1555
01:30:49,917 --> 01:30:51,953
Luckily, you've come fast, sir,

1556
01:30:51,958 --> 01:30:53,664
or they'd have forced us
into their membership.

1557
01:30:53,667 --> 01:30:54,667
Yes

1558
01:30:55,125 --> 01:30:55,989
take them away too.

1559
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,867
- Take them all away...
- Take them all away...

1560
01:30:59,708 --> 01:31:01,790
Why are they all out of their mind?

1561
01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:04,324
No idea, we've all been tied up.

1562
01:31:04,417 --> 01:31:05,657
Take them all to the police station.

1563
01:31:05,667 --> 01:31:06,702
Yes, sir.

1564
01:31:11,042 --> 01:31:12,282
Come up, come up...

1565
01:31:12,292 --> 01:31:13,748
Hello, come up quickly.

1566
01:31:18,750 --> 01:31:21,662
Shut the gate quickly.

1567
01:31:22,792 --> 01:31:25,158
Dismissed, dismissed. Go.

1568
01:31:25,750 --> 01:31:28,582
You've taken them away, sir.

1569
01:31:28,583 --> 01:31:30,744
Do we have to testify in court then?

1570
01:31:30,917 --> 01:31:34,205
If we can't convict them the way they are,

1571
01:31:34,208 --> 01:31:36,119
we can't be called policemen.

1572
01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:37,535
No need to go to court.

1573
01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:40,199
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.

1574
01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:42,168
So nuch the worse, we can't get
fees as witnesses.

1575
01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:44,665
Don't covet this.

1576
01:31:44,667 --> 01:31:47,624
We're enemies, but it's the 1st time
we've had a pleasant co-operation.

1577
01:31:47,625 --> 01:31:48,865
Let's continue with our co-operation.

1578
01:31:48,875 --> 01:31:51,537
Well, we can open a kin-Jim
poultry hot pot restaurant.

1579
01:31:51,542 --> 01:31:53,498
We'll make money for sure and when we do,
we may emigrate.

1580
01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:54,239
What do you say?

1581
01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:55,660
Good idea.

1582
01:31:57,750 --> 01:32:01,072
"Year 1999 Hong Kong"

1583
01:32:04,458 --> 01:32:10,704
big-pan rice, big-pan
rice, hk's big-pan rice.

1584
01:32:11,458 --> 01:32:15,076
Hk's big-pan rice is in
hk people's canteen.

1585
01:32:15,500 --> 01:32:21,575
We've got steamed, fried, cold, burnt,

1586
01:32:21,583 --> 01:32:25,371
soup and dumpling rice.

1587
01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:32,496
When in the hk people's canteen,
you want nothing but rice,

1588
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,741
because there's nothing else available.

1589
01:32:34,750 --> 01:32:37,412
Big-pan rice, big-pan rice.

1590
01:32:37,417 --> 01:32:39,999
$100 comsumption is impossible

1591
01:32:40,250 --> 01:32:44,789
"Africa"

1592
01:33:03,792 --> 01:33:05,373
You want brothers or gold?

1593
01:33:05,375 --> 01:33:06,535
Gold, gold.

1594
01:33:10,375 --> 01:33:11,706
Brothers or gold?

1595
01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:12,743
Gold, gold.

1596
01:33:13,833 --> 01:33:16,040
And you? You want brothers or gold?

1597
01:33:16,042 --> 01:33:17,202
Gold, gold.

1598
01:33:17,250 --> 01:33:20,037
Cousin, why are you keeping so many blacks?

1599
01:33:20,042 --> 01:33:21,748
They're all so dark.

1600
01:33:21,750 --> 01:33:23,476
What else can they do,
if not an underworld member?

1601
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:25,491
You must choose gold, not brothers.

1602
01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:28,697
Gold, gold.

1603
01:33:28,708 --> 01:33:32,200
"San Francisco"

1604
01:33:33,833 --> 01:33:35,448
excuse me.

1605
01:33:39,458 --> 01:33:40,698
May I wait a show time?

1606
01:33:40,708 --> 01:33:42,824
Show time is coming.

1607
01:33:42,833 --> 01:33:44,323
Look, look!

1608
01:33:46,250 --> 01:33:49,492
What's wrong? What's there to see?

1609
01:33:51,792 --> 01:33:54,158
Gentleman and gentleman.

1610
01:33:54,167 --> 01:33:55,748
Show time.

1611
01:34:27,667 --> 01:34:28,667
Oh, great.

1612
01:34:31,167 --> 01:34:37,117
Why get emigrated? Why fuss?

1613
01:34:37,375 --> 01:34:40,082
I'd rather be a dish-washer in usa,

1614
01:34:40,083 --> 01:34:42,950
than to serve the pla.

1615
01:34:43,125 --> 01:34:46,082
No need to wait for democrancy and freedom,

1616
01:34:46,083 --> 01:34:49,120
no guts to face the tanks.

1617
01:34:57,250 --> 01:35:00,868
Why get emigrated?